According to Jon Stewart, I work at Vincent Gallo's House of Vaccine. I hope it is better than the company I don't want to mention again. I can't believe the flu vaccine shortage has even made it my favorite (fake) news show.

And in older news, I squeeed with delight when reading a Television Without Pity
recap of the Apprentice where Miss Alli also came up with the Gum and Nuts reference for the toothpaste.